The Whitest Kids U'Know (TV Series)
Episode #1.7 (2007)
Zach Cregger: Various
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Trevor : It's good to see you - look at you! You look great! What, uh - what do you got there?
Zach : Oh uh, this is a gallon of PCP.
Trevor : A... wow! A-a gallon! That's... that's illegal, isn't it?
Zach : It's a felony.
Trevor : It's a *felony*! Wow, and... here you are... with it anyway! That is... wow! I didn't even know it... came in liquid form!
Zach : Science.
Trevor : Whoah. So, uh... do you do a lot of PCP?
Zach : Well, got a gallon, so...
Trevor : Right right, I guess you do... *wow*, so what do you?
Zach : I work in an investment facility downtown. It's mostly just property acquisitions.
Trevor : *Huh*! That sounds *successful*!
Zach : What do you do?
Trevor : Oh, uh... I work at the Binko's.
Zach : I don't know what Binko's is.
Trevor : It's a - an office supply store type thing.
Zach : Secretary stuff?
Trevor : Eh, yeah... but a *gallon*! Here you are with a gallon! Wow.
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Trevor : Zach? Zach Cregger?
[Zach tries to remember who Trevor is]
Trevor : Trevor...
Zach : Trevor Moore!
Trevor : Yeah!
Zach : I haven't seen you in 7...
Trevor : ...8 years! Since senior year at Brown! So, look at you! You look fantastic! What's that you've got there?
Zach : This is a gallon of PCP.
Trevor : .....wh...wow! A...a gallon?
Zach : Yeah.
Trevor : ...That's illegal, right?
Zach : Yeah, it's a felony.
Trevor : A - a felony! Wow. And, here you are with it anyway. That's...so...wow...I, uh, I didn't even know PCP came in liquid form.
Zach : Science.
Trevor : Whoa. So..uh...do you, uh, do a lot of PCP?
Zach : Got a gallon..
Trevor : Right...wow...so...what do you do?
Zach : I work at this investment firm downtown, it's mostly property acquisitions, stuff like that.
Trevor : [surprised] That sounds...successful..
Zach : What do you do?
Trevor : Oh, I work down at the Binko's.
Zach : I don't know what Binko's is...
Trevor : It's an office supply store.
Zach : Secretary stuff?
Trevor : Eh...but, uh...but a gallon!
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[cont.]
Zach : Yeah.
Trevor : So, uh...oh, do you still see Candace?
Zach : No, she passed away.
Trevor : Oh! I'm so sorry, I didnt' know. How long ago did that happen?
Zach : Uh, about four...
Trevor : [nodding] Four years ago.
Zach : No, pm.
Trevor : .......four..pm! As in...today, four...pm...it's five o'clock now...so...that was recent. What happened?
Zach : I was at my dealer's house
Trevor : Uh huh...
Zach : I was buying the PCP
Trevor : Of course.
Zach : And I didn't have enough money for the whole gallon
Trevor : Ohh, it's expensive.
Zach : But I wanted the whole gallon.
Trevor : Of course.
Zach : So, I had made this deal, where I would leave her as colateral
Trevor : Uh oh...
Zach : And I would go hit up an ATM, and come right back.
Trevor : I see problems..
Zach : But...while I was out I got distracted and he...cut her head off.
Trevor : *Whoa!!* Wow...and that happened today. Just a little while ago. Are you alright? Are you doing okay?
Zach : Yeah, I'm pretty high right now.
Trevor : Right, because of the PCP. Oh, I ran into Bill the other day, and he is doing really good.
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[cont.]
Zach : I don't know Bill...
Trevor : You don't? Oh, that's right, no, you wouldn't know Bill. But, uh, he's doing good.
Zach : That's good.
Trevor : Yeah, it's good to see. Good for Bill.
Zach : Well, listen, it was great seing you Trevor. I gotta go, I gotta pick up my kids.
Trevor : Oh! You have kids! ...You are on your way to pick up children...with your gallon thing...
Zach : I wouldn't want them to lose their heads.
Trevor : Oh!! You left them with the guy! The PCP guy!
Zach : Nah, they're at soccer practice. If I'm late, they spaz.
Trevor : Oh, it was a joke. I get it.
Zach : Well take care.
Trevor : Yeah. You too. I'll tell Bill you said hi.
Zach : [walking away] I don't know him.
Trevor : Oh, that's right, you don't. Well...see you later...
