- Linda Martin: [talking about her baby son] He's special.
- Dan Espinoza: Yeah. We all think our own kid can walk on water.
- Linda Martin: I hadn't thought of that. Cancel swimming lessons.
- Chloe Decker: [At murder scene] What do you think?
- Mazikeen: Mm. I think I boned him.
- Chloe Decker: Maze, just because you happened to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn't mean that you slept with them all.
- Mazikeen: How am I supposed to keep up, Chloe?
- Chloe Decker: With the murder victims, or the people you slept with?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Sooner or later, you are going to disappoint them all over again! And so you'd rather stay away for all eternity.
- Lee Garner: You're right. It's true, all of it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to himself] It is...
- Dan Espinoza: Listen, thank you so much for watching Trixie. It's just for a little bit.
- Trixie Espinoza: Trixie: And I've been dying to see the baby.
- Linda Martin: Yeah, no of course. You know, Charlie's just so good with children.
- Dan Espinoza: Amenadiel, you gotta stop playing vigilante. You can't make citizen's arrests on jaywalkers and littering.
- Amenadiel: There was a sign. It was clearly forbidden.
- Dan Espinoza: The kid was three years old.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I am here because I'm the King of Hell. This is my job. This is my duty.
- Lee Garner: Now who's making excuses?
- Mazikeen: So, about this lead?
- Chloe Decker: Yes. It... "It's safe where you stored it."
- Ella Lopez: Where I stored what?
- Mazikeen: Wait, did you store it or did she store it?
- Chloe Decker: "You stored it, and it's safe."
- Mazikeen: What did I store, though?
- Chloe Decker: No, not you.
- Mazikeen: Who stored what? I'm so confused.
- Chloe Decker: I'm confused, too.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Excuses! They're like arseholes. Everybody's got one, but nobody wants to hear it.
- Mazikeen: Looks like we're gonna need to pay Doug a visit.
- Chloe Decker: A guy like Doug's gonna...
- Mazikeen: Lawyer up?
- Chloe Decker: First sign of police.
- Mazikeen: We need...
- Chloe Decker: Leverage.
- Mazikeen: I know what you're thinking.
- Chloe Decker: Might be the only way.
- Mazikeen: But what about...
- Chloe Decker: It's dangerous.
- Mazikeen: Then what if we...
- Chloe Decker: He'll see it coming.
- Mazikeen: [Thinks, then smiles] I have an idea.
- Chloe Decker: [Gasps] Absolutely not, Maze! You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Mazikeen: Fine! Fine! We'll do it your way.
- Chloe Decker: Good.
- Dan Espinoza: And I realized, removing all the danger in the world is like trying to bottle up the ocean.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Give me all the usual background info. What about his priors? Any speeding tickets, overdue library books?
- Lee Garner: How the hell am I supposed to know any of that?
- Kirby Jones: I heard from my boy K-Swiss, who heard it from his boy 8-Ball, that Lee owed him a bunch of money. So Doug did him in, and then cut off his hand to send a message.
- Chloe Decker: Um... What's the message? "If you don't pay up, then you're, like, stealing"?
- Kirby Jones: Kind of on the nose, if you ask me, but hey, message received,
- Lucifer Morningstar: How much did you owe?
- Lee Garner: Like, 700,000 dollars, give or take a few.
- Lucifer Morningstar: For that much, I'd have killed you myself.
- Lee Garner: Are you sure this is my hell?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well who else's would it be?
- Lee Garner: I don't know, but I'm thinking that you're just here torturing yourself.
- Runner (Vernon Gill): He wanted me to tell you..."it's safe where you stored it".
- Chloe Decker: What? What's safe?
- Runner (Vernon Gill): The thing that you stored?
- Chloe Decker: "Stored"? Where?
- Runner (Vernon Gill): I don't know, you're the one that stored it.
- Chloe Decker: Wait, I stored it?
- Dan Espinoza: Where'd you get the drugs from?
- Kyle: My mom. She just had back surgery.
- Dan Espinoza: [Shakes out backpack] There's nothing here. Just the one baggie.
- Amenadiel: You just said there was more, so where?
- Kyle: I was maybe gonna hit up my grandpa. He's getting his gallbladder removed.
- Amenadiel: What is that smell?
- Dan Espinoza: Success.
- [Clarifies]
- Dan Espinoza: Essential oils, man. What you're smelling is called "Success". I'm all out of Strength, but if you want... I can hook you up with some Hope.
- [Holds up bottle]
- Dan Espinoza: It does wonders.
- Amenadiel: No, I'm good.
- Dan Espinoza: You sure? Come on, everybody needs a little bit of Hope.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Thought you could use a hand, but...
- [Sees severed hand on counter]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Looks like someone beat me to it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: So, what can you tell me about ol' Dougie-Doug here?
- Lee Garner: Not much, just that he seems like a really scary, powerful guy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Obviously. He's got a skinhead and neck tats.
- Ella Lopez: This Foshizzle is all his.
- Chloe Decker: This what?
- Ella Lopez: The Foshizzle. Name of the boat.