Asylum (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.4 (1996)

Simon Pegg: Simon

Quotes 

• Simon : There's obviously a few sort of, uh, tricks in the trade that we use. As like a - I mean to prevent the pizza from being squashed in the box we use like a small table device, which is quite - it's very - it's like a mouse's table, really. In fact we often have a little joke at the pizza parlor about um, you know after we go home from work at night all the mice get out and they get the little tables out and they all have a little you know bit of pizza - on the - like a feast. But uh, obviously it's sort of pizza-based humor, really. It's not- it's not actually as funny outside the restaurant.

• Simon : Oh no, no, no. I'm not gonna fall for the old drugs-in-the-cupper routine. Not again. You can fool the Peggster once, twice maybe. But not three times. Do you like prison food?