- Cindy Thomas: You're going to miss me when I stop coming around.
- Lindsay Boxer: Give me a chance to find out!
- Cindy Thomas: Hey! Hey, uh, can I officially release Artie Lazar's name?
- Lindsay Boxer: How are you always around?
- Cindy Thomas: I'm good at what I do.
- Lindsay Boxer: Yeah, sure, we're on the record.
- Cindy Thomas: So, uh, am I in the club?
- Lindsay Boxer: There is no club!
- Cindy Thomas: Oh yeah, I am in.
- Lindsay Boxer: [to witness she's trying to get to talk] I will not call ATF on you, I promise.
- Lindsay Boxer: [later after they got their information]
- [in disbelief]
- Lindsay Boxer: You're going to call ATF on that guy?
- Warren Jacobi: Well you can't; you promised.
- Lindsay Boxer: Thank God, I've moved on. Cause if I hadn't moved on...that would have been awkward...seeing him...half-naked...in front of his fiancé...Heather.
- Lindsay Boxer: Luke's pretty amazing in action. Sexy, even. Except the part where he kept telling me to get lost.
- [smiling]
- Lindsay Boxer: Naw, that was kinda sexy, too.
- Jill Bernhardt: Yeah, he's great.
- Lindsay Boxer: You say, 'he's great', the way people say green tea is great. Like we're supposed to drink it but we really want to drink coffee.
- Jill Bernhardt: You heard all that in my voice?
- Lindsay Boxer: Is there someone else? Someone a little more coffee?
- Jill Bernhardt: No. This is not about green tea or coffee. I haven't told him I sleep with a weight machine.
- Lindsay Boxer: You do know cops are like human lie detectors.
- Jill Bernhardt: It happened once. It's not an affair.
- Lindsay Boxer: [shocked] Who?!
- Jill Bernhardt: I'm not going to tell you...
- Lindsay Boxer: You're so telling me who!
- Jill Bernhardt: Hanson.
- Lindsay Boxer: Ewwww!