- Melissa Waters: William?
- Dan Vasser: Sorry?
- Melissa Waters: Never mind. I'm supposed to meet somebody.
- Dan Vasser: Oh, no problem.
- Melissa Waters: You fit the description of the man I'm supposed to meet. Blond, good-looking, great shape. I thought you were him.
- Dan Vasser: [chuckles] Okay.
- Melissa Waters: The wedding ring should have been the giveaway.
- Dan Vasser: Yeah, well, um... extremely married.
- Melissa Waters: Any advice on how to make that happen?
- Dan Vasser: Be incredibly lucky and meet the right person.
- Melissa Waters: You're a big help.
- Elliot Langley: Tachyons? Are you sure you're not trying to build a time machine?
- Dan Vasser: Well, you got me.
- Dan Vasser: You should stay a little. Maybe he's the one.
- Melissa Waters: Spoken like a guy who hasn't been dating for a while.
- Dan Vasser: Spoken like a guy who believes life's full of surprises.
- Dan Vasser: Why am I answering all your questions when you never answer mine?
- Livia Beale: 'Cause you're a guy and you can't resist talking about yourself.
- Dan Vasser: Katie was with my brother then. I was with you. I was totally with you.
- Livia Beale: You don't even seem like Katie's type.
- Dan Vasser: What's her type?
- Livia Beale: I don't know. Jack's a cop. Edgy, commitment-phobic, a bad boy. You're...
- Dan Vasser: I'm a recovering gambling addict who travels through time. I got some edge. You're jealous.
- Livia Beale: Of course I am. Wouldn't you be?
- Dan Vasser: I need a favor.
- Matthew Tarbell: Are you looking for more mathematical formulas to help you count cards?
- Dan Vasser: [laughs] I never counted cards.
- Matthew Tarbell: Maybe that's why you never won.
- Dan Vasser: I had my good days. Uh, I'm doing some research.
- Matthew Tarbell: On what?
- Dan Vasser: Tachyons.
- Matthew Tarbell: Tachyons?
- Dan Vasser: Particles that travel faster than the speed of light.
- Matthew Tarbell: I'm the, uh, science editor, Dan. I know what tachyons are.
- Dr. Theresa Sanchez: Yeah, I've dated a cop before.
- Jack Vasser: You're like 5 pounds of trout on a 2 pound line!
- Katie Vasser: [while dancing with Katie, Dan has a gun in his pocket from his last travel] What is that... in your pocket, and I'm not in the mood for a punchline.