The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

Will the Real Charlie Chan Please Stand Up? (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• [while pursuing Charlie Chan's impostor, Henry and Stanley are about to be swept away by a very large wave] 

  Henry Chan : Uh-oh!

  Stanley Chan : What's the matter, Henry?

  Henry Chan : Two, two! Two, two!

  Stanley Chan : Okay. How's this?

  [Stanley puts on a tutu] 

  Henry Chan : No, you dum-dum! Not a ballerina tutu, Plan 2!

  Stanley Chan : Why?

  Henry Chan : Don't ask questions! Just...

  [the large waves hit the Chan Van, it emerges as a submarine, and the waves go out] 

  Henry Chan : You hit that button just in time.

• [after investigating the bellhop] 

  Henry Chan : Well, he's clean. I knew it'd be a waste of time.

  Stanley Chan : Oh, I don't know. It wasn't a total loss.

  [Stanley shows a wedding ring] 

  Stanley Chan : I'm engaged!

• Henry Chan : Just proves that when you fool with a Chan, you're in trouble.

  Stanley Chan : And when it's two Chans, it's double trouble.

• Stanley Chan : [in a plant disguise, about the bellhop]  I bet we follow him, he leads us to the black pearls.

  Henry Chan : You gonna follow him? Disguised as a potted palm?

  Stanley Chan : Of course not.

  [comes out disguised as an old man with a cane] 

  Stanley Chan : How's that?

  Henry Chan : Listen, dum-dum...

  Stanley Chan : Just watch me.

  [Stanley goes over to the bellhop] 

  Stanley Chan : [with an old man's voice]  Morning, sonny.

  Bellhop : Good morning, Stanley. Been surfing today?

  [Stanley goes back to Henry] 

  Stanley Chan : Sharp eyes, that boy. Spotted me right away.

  Henry Chan : Come on!