Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
New Fans (2007)
Jemaine Clement: Jemaine
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Quotes
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Murray Hewitt : And look at this.
Bret : That's our bedroom.
Murray Hewitt : Yep. That's a live webcam from your bedroom.
Jemaine : What?
Murray Hewitt : Fan base loves it. Actually, Jemaine, I've had a really good response from something that happened with you when you were alone with the webcam. Do you know what that would be?
Jemaine : I didn't know we had a webcam.
Murray Hewitt : Yeah, well, just, whatever you're doing, just be careful, all right?
Jemaine : What are you implying?
Murray Hewitt : Well, if I had a webcam above my bed, I - sometimes I might, you know, forget it's turned on.
Jemaine : I didn't know we had a webcam!
Bret : I think I might sleep in the lounge from now on.
Murray Hewitt : Oh, OK. Well, here we go, there's the lounge.
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Bret : They want me in the threesome.
Jemaine : What?
Bret : Yeah.
Jemaine : Well, that's not a threesome, that's a foursome.
Bret : I don't know. I've never had a threesome.
Jemaine : I don't want you in my threesome. You don't even know anything about threesomes.
Bret : Have you ever had a threesome?
Jemaine : Nearly.
Bret : What do you mean "nearly"?
Jemaine : I've had a twosome.
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Murray Hewitt : So here you are - I bought you guys a beer.
Bret : I don't even drink beer.
Jemaine : I don't drink it either.
Murray Hewitt : Well, just drink it, will you? It's good for the rock & roll image.
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Murray Hewitt : Now, what happened last night?
Jemaine : Well, the new fans gave us illegal drugs and wanted to have a threesome with us.
Murray Hewitt : Whoa, really?
Jemaine : Mm.
Murray Hewitt : That's pretty rock & roll!
Bret : No, it was very awkward.
