When Schneider accidentally breaks Barbara's nose, she learns a lesson about life, beauty and herself.When Schneider accidentally breaks Barbara's nose, she learns a lesson about life, beauty and herself.When Schneider accidentally breaks Barbara's nose, she learns a lesson about life, beauty and herself.
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- TriviaValerie Bertinelli actually did break her nose on the set, and ended having her first Rhinoplasty.
- GoofsThe name of the title is "The Broken Nose" but Snyder asks the doctor if Barbara's nose is broken and the doctor says no. The doctor said they took x ray's & the bone isn't broken but the cartilage was misaligned.
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Ann Romano: Oh Barbara, I really feel bad about your nose, you know that but you had six days worth of sympathy in which is rapidly turning into irritation.
Barbara Cooper: That makes two of us.
Ann Romano: It's not about your nose.
Barbara Cooper: What else is there?
Ann Romano: Plenty, I though you like yourself better than that. You got a lot more going yourself better than your looks, and you know it.
Barbara Cooper: No I don't know it Mom.
Ann Romano: Barbara you're a pretty girl, and the odds are that you'll always be a pretty girl, but even if you'll weren't there a lot of other things going for you.
Barbara Cooper: I'm not so sure about that for instance I never even gotten a traffic ticket.
Ann Romano: Excuse me.
Barbara Cooper: Well I have been stopped for speeding, only once, okay twice, but the policeman never gave a me a ticket because it wasn't that I sparkling conversation.
Ann Romano: All right Barbara the point of the matter.
Barbara Cooper: The guy in the cafeteria always give me free cookies it's not because I'm a great wit.
Ann Romano: Yes, but I still think.
Barbara Cooper: Let's face it Mom, I get away with murder, and I like it.
Ann Romano: Alright Barbara I don't think there's anything wrong with getting special attention as long as you don't depend on it to get bye.
Ann Romano: But don't you see I have been depending on it, and I just didn't know how much. Do you know who Sally Henshaw is?
Ann Romano: No I don't think so.
Barbara Cooper: Oh well she's a girl at school, she's kind of plain looking, but sometimes I really envy her, I mean she has lots of friends, and she has lots of dates.
Ann Romano: So do you.
Barbara Cooper: That's different, Sally's nose has more to her than her looks, I'm not so sure, and when a guy asks me out I would like to know if it's me he really likes scary I may have to rely on something I'm not so sure that I have.
Ann Romano: Well I guess I don't know you as well as I through I did. I want you to listen to me young lady you are one prized package, and I am more than a little staddle if you that.
Barbara Cooper: Oh I will I admit it, so well anybody else. Oh my glasses.
Ann Romano: Thanks!
Bob Morton: Oh hi Ms. Romano
Ann Romano: Hi Bob.