- Capitalizing on a romance-related bet with E and Vince on who can score with the ladies first, Drama takes Turtle under his wing to the one place where love knows no boundaries: Craigslist.
- The guys harass E that he has never had unemotional sex with a girl. Capitalizing on a romance-related bet with E on who can score with the ladies first. The bet is that E can get a girl laid before Turtle. Drama bets $5000 on the same. Drama takes Turtle under his wing to the one place where love knows no boundaries: Craigslist. Vince goes with E. Rules are: its got to be a complete stranger & no money is allowed to change hands. Vince stakes a hotel pool with E for a possible hook-up 2 girls at the pool offer to buy them drinks. Vince gets laid with a German linen designer, & leaves E with her top sales agent, Heather (Emma Lung). While E and Heather are chatting, Sloan walks by. E goes to say hello and Sloan realizes that E has been back from Italy for a few weeks now. Heather figures Sloan is his ex, and so Heather & E cant "close the deal". Vince says that it was E who made Sloan break up with her. So, maybe he should think about it before getting back together with Sloan. He suggests that E should sleep on it.
Meanwhile Turtle tracks Kelsey (Shanna Moakler) on Craigslist, who wants a short, cuddly, 20 something to fulfill her fantasies. Kelsey meets Turtle, Asks him to pick her dry-cleaning & to meet her at her apartment at 9 pm. The dry cleaning that Turtle picks is a furry bunny suit. Turtle figures that Kelsey is a "furry", a voluptuous, sexy woman who wants to have sex with men like a stuffed animal.
E decides to ditch Heather and call Sloan (Sloan had ditched E as he went to Italy for 3 months after being in Columbia for 6 months while shooting Medellin). Sloan says she can't get together with E as she has found someone. E decides to go and have sex with Heather. Turtle shows up at Kelsey's house but cant have sex with her and he is too freaked. Drama's $5000 are on the line, so he gets suited up and enters Kelsey's house instead. Both Drama and E have sex.
Ari's son has gotten rejected from every private school in town & he blames Andrew Preston, the headmaster of his daughter's school, who rejected his son. Andrew has been called by every private school and has bad mouthed Ari everywhere. Ari has to explore public schools for his son. But the first school he visits if total anarchy and Ari knows he cant expose his son to that. Ari hires a private investigator to follow Andrew everywhere.
Meanwhile, Ari's sons best friends gets accepted to Andrew's school & now Ari's wife is desperate. The investigators fail to find any dirt on Andrew. Ari's son begs Ari to go to the school as his friend. Ari cries. Ari then cries in front of Andrew & begs for compassion for the sake of his son. Andrew agrees on the condition that Ari gives Andrew's retarded son a job at his agency.
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