My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Creative Writing (2007)

Jaime Pressly: Joy Turner

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Quotes 

• Randy Hickey : I know what'll cheer you up, Joy! Writing a story. You should do it.

  Joy Turner : Here's a story: Once upon a time, Randy shut up. The end. It had a slow start but I liked the middle.

• Joy Turner : [after a ninja in Randy's super-hero story is unmasked and revealed as Joy]  Go ahead, finish me off.

  Randy Hickey : I'd never hurt a lady.

  Joy Turner : [breathes a sigh of relief] 

  Randy Hickey : [snapping her neck]  Lucky for me, you're no lady.

• Joy Turner : [finishing reading her story to her kids]  ... And they went back to their trailer and lived happily ever after. OK you two, clean up and go to bed, and remember, if you don't listen to what I say, God will kill you.

  [kids hurry out] 

  Darnell Turner : While I disagree with your view of a conventional anthropomorphic God, I respect you using that myth to discipline them rascally boys.

  Joy Turner : I'm a creative van, Darnell. I mean think about all that stuff I yell at the movie screen and all those great Mad Libs I've done. The purple Christina Aguilera flew into...

  Joy Turner , Darnell Turner : ...the horny Carol Burnett!