- Randy Hickey: Brains are funny. You shake them up hard enough, and it's like, whoa, who's steering this ship?
- Earl Hickey: Joy, when we were first married were there things we had trouble getting used to?
- Joy Turner: Oh god yea. Your stupid chip-crunch thing. That eyebrow. Oh, and the foreplay. Darnell, you wouldn't have believed this guy's foreplay. It was just a wrestling match to see who got to be on the bottom.
- Kid: [Talking to Bagger Lance] Can I have your autograph?
- Bagger Lance: You want that on paper or plastic? Ha ha.