The Raccoons (TV Series)

Rumours! (1986)

Bob Dermer: Ralph Raccoon, Bear

Quotes 

• Ralph : [Cyril accidentally crashes Melissa and Ralph's play, thinking that the real royal family were showing up, Ralph whispers aside to Melissa]  What's going on?

  Melissa : [whispering]  I don't know, Ralph. But make like it's part of the play. The show must go on!

  [to Audience] 

  Melissa : I have the most wonderful news! The royal family is coming to our forest!

  Ralph : [playing along]  The royal family? Coming to our forest? How soon do they arrive?

  Cyril : Er, um, I don't know. They should be here in a few minutes... unless they stopped for some last minute shopping!

  Ralph : What? Er, last minute shopping?

  Melissa : They're coming to bestow a special honour on one of our own! It's to be a surprise!

  Cyril : You're telling me.

  Ralph : Er, what brings you, fair knight, to our forest?

  Cyril : I was just in the neighbourhood... I er... I just thought I'd drop by.

  [he slips and falls over, causing the audience to laugh]