- Maynard G. Krebs: [suspiciously eying the Amazon natives] Dobe, I tell you those Indians are phonies! I ain't never seen one of 'em chasing John Wayne.
- Clydene Quigley: [attempting to calm the frightened Dobie and Maynard, who are surrounded by Amazon natives] The natives aren't here to hurt us. They're just here to look us over.
- Maynard G. Krebs: That's just what General Custer said.
- Dr. Imogene Burkhart: Mr. Gillis, have you seen Mr. Krebs today?
- Dobie Gillis: No, but he must be around someplace. He does a lot of wandering; it goes with his mind.
- Dobie Gillis: Dr. Burkhart had no reason to worry about Maynard - he always shows up. That's what his family's been complaining about.
- Dobie Gillis: [addressing the audience] We're going to take you to strange exotic places, where they speak strange exotic languages. And to make things crystal clear, we're going to translate every word that might be even slightly confusing. Is that clear?
- [the words "Is that clear?" are superimposed on the screen]
- Dobie Gillis: Not yet!