- Vikram: You could have had a recursive solution.
- Simon Sommers: But that's a dangerous solution. We don't want to blow up the stack.
- Vikram: That's right, fair enough. You don't want to do anything dangerous.
- Vikram: Bad jokes are the bedrock and the foundation of all other jokes. You need the bad jokes at the bottom so all the good jokes can be on top of that.
- Simon Sommers: I like how you think. You're a weird guy, Vikram.
- Vikram: I'll take that as a compliment.
- Vikram: Listen, man. Andy told us it's been dealt with, that's what I'm going to believe. I don't know how else I can help you. Just don't get me involved in this.
- Travis Parker: Look, you're just going to have think about what you believe. Maybe it's fine with you. Maybe it's not. I mean, you're not the type that does well in federal prison anyway.
- Andy Tucci: And let me tell you something. Every once in a while, someone thinks they can get in my way. It's kind of funny. It's like a squirrel standing in front of a steamroller. Trust me, it's not that funny for the squirrel. So here's something for you to consider, Simon: are you a steamroller driver, or a squirrel?
- Andy Tucci: You wouldn't believe how *easy* it is to start a genocide somewhere in Africa... and how rewarding!
- Simon Sommers: You're sick.
- Andy Tucci: Oh, come on... so many people throughout history want to play God. There has to be something to it, right? You have to give me that!