The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV Series)
Have Reindeer, Will Travel (1961)
Bob Denver: Maynard G. Krebs
Quotes
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Maynard G. Krebs : [Brainstorming ways to get money] Hey, Dobe, what if I wrote to the president and asked him for a government loan?
Dobie Gillis : The president in Washington?
Maynard G. Krebs : Yeah! I'd say, Dear Mr. Truman...
Dobie Gillis : Oh, Maynard, his name is Kennedy now.
Maynard G. Krebs : Truman's name is Kennedy?
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[repeated line, as Maynard tries to say, 'Hasta luego']
Maynard G. Krebs : Hasty lumbago.
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[In his new job at Gillis Grocery, Maynard is dealing with a young customer who speaks only Spanish]
Pepe : You got money to pay for this? You know, money, cash-arino, moolah, peso-ville.
Pepe : Si, si, tengo dinero.
Maynard G. Krebs : Good, good, 'cause I gotta have cash. I'm working for Herbert T. Gillis, merchant prince, who is a fine, decent, honorable man who is also mean and cheap.
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[Maynard misunderstands a shoeshine boy who speaks only Spanish, and gives him the money his classmates have collected for a dance; the boy returns later after Maynard has received his paycheck, but not for more money]
Maynard G. Krebs : No, don't start houndin' me for no more loot. I gotta give this back to the kids at school.
Pepe : Por favor, no quiero su dinero.
Maynard G. Krebs : I mean, like, ay-dee-os, I mean, go peddle your tortillas.
[Maynard starts to leave, then has second thoughts]
Maynard G. Krebs : I bet you could use some tortillas now, huh? Here.
[he hands the money to the boy]
Pepe : Ya tenemos.
Maynard G. Krebs : That's all the loot I got, so, like, cut out now, huh, please?
Pepe : [pleading] No quiero su dinero.
Maynard G. Krebs : Like, ay-dee-os, vamos, and hasty lumbago.
Pepe : [with resignation] Hasta luego, señor.