- [first lines]
- Eddie Stark: Come on Joy, hurry up, he's gonna be here any minute!
- Joy Stark: Eddie, Webby comes back to Philly every year and each time you see him you act like you're about to lose your virginity.
- Eddie Stark: Joy, let me tell you, Webby is a lot more fun than something that happened in theback of my uncle's van. H-he he's untamed, he's unwed, he has no responsabilities, uh, do you know that he's a ski instructor every winter in Aspen and in the summer he can pick what island he wants to bartend on, huh?
- Joy Stark: I know, he's the James Bond of unemployed middle-aged men.
- [last lines]
- Joy Stark: Yeah, about that, um, you know the thing with, huh, Denise and Webby probably isn't... gonna work out. She told me, in the bathroom that she's gonna... break up with him.
- Eddie Stark: What? W-Why would anybody break up with Webby?
- Joy Stark: Well it turns out that Webby... is... too much man for one woman! Webby... belongs to the world.
- Eddie Stark: Oh, you learned a little lesson, huh? Trying to fix Webby up? You wanted to tame Webby but you can't!
- Joy Stark: OK sweetie.
- Eddie Stark: Yeah.
- Joy Stark: Yeah.
- Eddie Stark: Can't tame Webby! Same way you can't grab hold of the wind!
- Joy Stark: No you cannot grab the wind!
- Eddie Stark: That's right! You're damn right, it can't be done!
- Joy Stark: Cannot be done!
- Eddie Stark: He is magnificient!