- Chief Wiggum: My wife's shopping for a swimsuit that doesn't make her look horsey, so I'm gonna be here a while.
- Marge Simpson: All this time, I thought that billboard was to attract small businesses.
- [Points to a billboard reading "Springfield: Meanest City in America"]
- Marge Simpson: But now I know it's the truth!
- Marge Simpson: Homer, what took you so long? The game's almost over!
- Homer Simpson: I got hung up at the snack stand watching those hotdogs: rolling, and turning, not a care in the world...
- [to hotdog]
- Homer Simpson: No more lazy Saturdays for you!
- [eats it]
- Marge Simpson: I need a dress to wear for my son's big game. He's the star. I'm his mom. And he's my son!
- Homer Simpson: Uah! I hate shopping! I'm bored, my feet hurt, I'm too big for the choo-choo train...
- Homer Simpson: My son caught the ball! This makes up for everything bad that has ever happened to me or ever will!
- [The Little League team is egging the crowd]
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, I'm missing all the fun.
- Waylon Smithers: Allow me, sir.
- [Lifts Burns over his shoulders]
- Mr. Burns: [As he is pelted with eggs] Ah, what glorious goo!
- Milhouse van Houten: I got it! I got it!
- Bart Simpson: [Pushes Milhouse away and catches the ball] I hogged it! I hogged it!
- Prof. John Frink: [writes something on his note pad] By my calculations we're only one strike away from victory.
- [the note pad is shown. It says '3-2=1']
- Prof. John Frink: Numbers are fun.
- Chief Wiggum: [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while
- Marge Simpson: All this time, I thought that billboard was to attract small businesses. But now I know it's the truth!