Sam and Max: Reality 2.0 (2007 Video Game)

Joey Camen: Bosco

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... dual-core processors with 512 MB cache?

  Bosco : [with bad 'medieval' accent, wearing 'elvish' ear]  Nay!

  Sam : Do you have any chimpanzee-sized diapers?

  Bosco : Nay.

  Sam : Do you have any barbecue plankton chips?

  Bosco : Nay.

  Sam : Do you have any keychains with a +8 modifier to dexterity?

  Bosco : I wish.

  Sam : Do you have any... self-respect?

  Bosco : Nay!

  Max : Ha, ha... tricked you!

  Bosco : No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well.

  Sam : You sure do know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco. Do you have any... lembas?

  Bosco : 'Tis stale!