The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Mardi Gras Caper (1972)

Michael Morgan: Scooter Chan

Quotes 

• Flip Chan : [while following their suspect]  I'll bet he takes us right to the ring he heisted.

  Scooter Chan : How do you know he heisted it, Chief?

  Mimi Chan : If you could read, you'd know.

  Scooter Chan : I can read!

  Mimi Chan : I mean grown-up stuff like Nancy Drew.

  Scooter Chan : Those are girls' books.

  Mimi Chan : Well, if you read them, you'd know the younger son is always jealous of the older one because of the inheritance.

• Nancy Chan : Yipe! L-L-L-Look!

  Flip Chan : It's only a raccoon.

  Scooter Chan : Boy, are you a scaredy-cat. You weren't a scaredy-cat, were you, Chu-Chu?

  Chu-Chu : Meow! Meow!

• Tom Chan : I still cannot comprehend the fact that a female was the culprit.

  Anne Chan : You wouldn't listen to me, would ya? I told you, a woman crook can be as good as a man crook any day.

  Charlie Chan : But if I may add one unhappy note... both kinds usually end up in the same place.

  Flip Chan : In the cooler!

  Scooter Chan : Right, Chief, in the cooler!