The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Mardi Gras Caper (1972)

John Gunn: Tom Chan

Quotes 

• Anne Chan : I still don't see why the crook can't be Scarlet.

  Tom Chan : Because Scarlet is of the female gender.

  Anne Chan : So what? Just because she's woman, why can't she be a crook?

  Susie Chan : Stop being silly.

  Anne Chan : Listen, a woman can be just as good a crook as a man anytime.

  Alan Chan : Annie, I think your head's coming to a point.

• Susie Chan : What'll we do?

  Tom Chan : Our initial project must be an attempt at entering the premises. A catapult would be useful to fire each of us over the wall.

  Anne Chan : [opens the gate]  Hey, genius, how about just walking in?

  Tom Chan : Well... of course... that's another way.

• Tom Chan : I still cannot comprehend the fact that a female was the culprit.

  Anne Chan : You wouldn't listen to me, would ya? I told you, a woman crook can be as good as a man crook any day.

  Charlie Chan : But if I may add one unhappy note... both kinds usually end up in the same place.

  Flip Chan : In the cooler!

  Scooter Chan : Right, Chief, in the cooler!