American Dad! (TV Series)

Phantom of the Telethon (2008)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Roger : The arm is disbombed... Damn it.

• Roger : Let's try that on the fart setting.

  [plays farty notes on keyboard] 

  Roger : I don't know. It's funnier, but I think it takes out some of the tension...

• Stan Smith : I don't negotiate with terrorists.

  The Snake : Oh really? Have you ever bought a mattress?

  Stan Smith : Okay, you got me.

• Stan Smith : If you'd like to learn more about torture, follow an immigrant into your local police station.

• Roger : Talented, talented greaseball. From Ohio.

• Stan Smith : A telethon? No one wants to run 26 miles.

• Stan Smith : The second greatest nation is donation. Won't you all become citizens?