The Ghost Busters (TV Series)

They Went Thataway (1975)

Forrest Tucker: Kong

Quotes 

• Billy the Kid : [Skeptical of Spencer and Kong, who are disguised as cowpokes hoping to join his gang]  But I'm wonderin' whether or not you, eh, varmints are real, bona fidey cattle rustlers, now hear?

  Jake Kong : Why, two o' the very best, partner, two o' the very best! Why, more passels of cattle critters has been rustled by us than there has been tumbleweeds rustled by a wind a whippin' through the draw, whistlin' like a banshee on the prairie listenin' to a coyote a'whoopin' and a'hollerin' and lookin' at a full moon in the sky darker than a mule's mood, whilst a rattlesnake sashays on by there, lookin' for a gopher to spit on.

  Billy the Kid : Hah! Easy for you to say.

  Jake Kong : That's what you think.

• Jake Kong : Hey Spence, what are you doing?

  Eddie Spenser : Working on a secret project.

  Jake Kong : Well, there's nobody here, what are you working under that cloth for, ain't that kinda hard that way?

  Eddie Spenser : Yeah, but... if I find out what I''m working on, the... the whole neighborhood will know.

  Jake Kong : What?

  Eddie Spenser : Well, you know how bad I am at keeping secrets.

• Jake Kong : You don't like coming through here, right?

  Eddie Spenser : Are you kidding? Coming to a cemetery at night is my second favorite thing in the whole world.

  Jake Kong : What's your first favorite thing?

  Eddie Spenser : Printing 'Wipe your feet' on my belly and lying in front of an elephant's door.