- Merchant: [after clicking on the iron] I can't sell you that! Electricity won't be invented for another few thousand years!
- Hercules: If, in the pride and vaunting of your conquering heart, you aspire to be a hero... ya gotta eat your vegetables!
- Talking Timber: Stop me if you've heard this one. A guy walks into a tailor shop holding a pair of pants. Tailor says, "Euripides?" Guy says, "Yeah, Eumenides?"
- Pan: I am the great god Pan... and you're not!
- Chariot Driver: Welcome aboard! For your safety and convenience, we recommend you hold on for dear life.