- Katharine 'Cat' Burglar: Is this the chip shop in Chisleton High Street?
- Male voices: [shouting from off screen] Cobblers!
- Male voices: [close to tears] There's no need to be like that.
- The Scunner Campbell: [close to tears] There's no need to be like that.
- Katharine 'Cat' Burglar: I know, Scunner, I'm sorry!
- Reporter: [narrating] Meanwhile, as the small but select entire population of Chisleton gathered for the great event, the Scunner Campbell was having a minor heart attack.
- Mr. McBigg: What's the old bat in the tartan doing on the floor?
- Inventor Black: That's no old bat, that's Supergran!
- Mr. McBigg: Is that the old bat who boldy goes where no granny has been before?