- [first lines]
- Adam: Dad, do you mind being the only person in the world who eats spaghetti with a knife and fork?
- Donald: No.
- Mark: Hey, I've met this great-looking girl. She's a model, actually.
- Adam: You do this deliberately, don't you? Because you hate me. And you hate my wife, and my children and everything we stand for. Massive overreaction.
- Donald: I don't have any friends. I experimented with them in the 1970s and the results were disappointing.