Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Honor Thy Ed/Scrambled Ed (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

Quotes 

• [the Eds are in barrels on a train track being led through the house; the train comes upon a doll of Eddy, ironing a sock] 

  Eddy : Is that me?

  [He ducks under the display] 

  Eddy : Ironing clothes?

  [Double D ducks under it as well, but Ed smashes it; The Eds come upon a doll of Double D, washing dishes] 

  Edd : Oh, my! Look at the soap film on those dishes!

  [the last doll to appear is one of Ed, watching TV] 

  Ed : Who's that good-looking guy?

  Eddy : Get some glasses, Ed.

• Eddy : Hey, where's the room going?... Where am I going?... Huh? HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME!

• Ed : I found some grass.

  Eddy : Woop dee doo, Ed.

• Eddy : Where are those sponges?

  Ed : SHH! The walls are have ears, Eddy! Follow me!

• Eddy : So what's next, Double D?

  Edd : [barely awake]  Build a pen to house the aquatic creatures.

  Ed : Oh! I got one!

  [He pulls open his jacket to reveal a fridge, and takes out a bottle of mustard] 

  Ed : Alley-oop!

  [Ed squeezes the mustard and a pen comes out] 

  Ed : Here's your mustard, Double D.

  [Edd mutters unintelligibly and takes the mustard] 

  Eddy : [annoyed]  He asked for a pen!

  Ed : He asked for mustard, Eddy. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?

• [Eddy fails to wake Edd up] 

  Eddy : What a lump.

  Ed : Why, thank you, Eddy.

• Eddy : That's the first time I've seen someone guzzle my brother's Armenian secret hot sauce!

  Edd : It certainly rid me of that horrible non-toxic waxy aftertaste.

• Eddy : [seeing the Kankers have outwitted them]  Man, they're good.