- Danielle Van De Kamp: You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad. You emasculated him. Well, you're not gonna emasculate me.
- Bree Hodge: You don't even know what that means, you petulant sock puppet.
- Danielle Van De Kamp: Who cares? I'm going to the store.
- Bree Hodge: Buy a dictionary.
- Susan Delfino: Okay, before we become an ugly mob, why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys? But not me, they hate me.
- Karen McCluskey: Bree, you talk to them, you can relate to them.
- Bree Hodge: Why would you say that?
- Karen McCluskey: You've got a kid that came flying out of the closet and a husband that had been looking for the door knob.