- Father: Now listen to me, Marjorie. Today's our anniversary. We're celebrating 22 years of togetherness. And if you don't hurry up, I'm gonna go without you.
- Haley: [Haley is holding another baked cake gone wrong] Oh, round, black flat and horrible, what do you call that?
- Metal Mickey: A Bee Gees record.
- Haley: Oh, someone at the door. You go, Mickey.
- Metal Mickey: Why me?
- Haley: Well it might be the Jehova's witnesses.
- Metal Mickey: Oh yes. One look at me, they turn agnostic.