30 Rock (TV Series)

Subway Hero (2008)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

• Jack : Jonathan's going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities.

  Liz Lemon : [laughs]  Like who, Chuck Norris?

  Jack : No, C-No and I had a falling out after I switched to another dojo.

• Frank Rossitano : Wow. I never would have had the guts to do what that dude did.

  Liz Lemon : You don't know that.

  Frank Rossitano : I do know. I've watched seven different people die in subway stations.

• Dennis Duffy : Hey, dummy.

  Liz Lemon : Dennis.

  Dennis Duffy : i knew you'd be back.

  Liz Lemon : Yeah, I'm not back. Jack sent me because he wants you on "TGS."

  Dennis Duffy : No way, this is fate. You swear to me that you would never see me again, but this whole crazy, on-again, off-again, Dennis-Liz thing, it just can't be stopped.

  Liz Lemon : No, we don't have a crazy thing.

  Dennis Duffy : Yeah, we do. We're like Ross and Rachel, but just not gay.