- Engerraund Serac: Humans created the idea of Heaven and Hell to cow simple-minded people into compliance. They're lies.
- Man in Black: I've always been in control.
- Grace: What if you're not? What if every choice you've ever made wasn't a choice at all? Just something written in your code?
- Ashley Stubbs: I just want to thank you, Bernard, for bringing me to this shithole. Makes me look back at my time in a murder simulation theme park with fondness.
- Dolores Abernathy: The rich take for granted their money will always be there. That's why they're so easy to steal from.
- Charlotte Hale: You want to rant and rave, save it for later. Right now we need to save your fucking company, or a leveraged buyout and poor hygiene is going to be the least of your problems.
- Charlotte Hale: I didn't realize how well you'd be able to put yourself back together.
- Man in Black: Never fell apart.
- Man in Black: You're not real, either.
- Charlotte Hale: Real enough to not want a gun pointed at my face.
- Martin Connells: [to Liam Dempsey] The key to a happy life is to accept your place in it. And you're a lucky little man who gets to piss away his daddy's fortune on a gaggle of hookers who, quite honestly, serve a greater utility to society than you. If you suddenly want to be in charge of your own financial affairs I'm happy to relinquish them. But if you want to resume your extracurricular activities... then just sign here, and both of us will go back to doing what we do best.
- Roderick: There's gotta be something here that does it for you.
- Liam Dempsey: I'm not into fucking whores.
- Roderick: All sex is commerce. If you don't know that, you're just being billed indirectly.