The Raccoons (TV Series)

The Intruders! (1986)

Marvin Goldhar: Cedric Sneer

Quotes 

• Cedric Sneer : If he finds us in here, I'll be polishing his armored cars for a month!

• Cyril Sneer : Aha! My security system is working perfectly!

  [One of the pigs struggles to get out of the trap door and an alligator approaches him] 

  Cyril Sneer : Man the defenses!

  [He steps on a button which opens more trap doors, sending the alligators falling down them] 

  Cyril Sneer : Seal the vault!

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

  Pig Two : Setting time lock!

  Pig One : Setting time lock!

  [One of the pigs sets the timelock] 

  Pig One : Function five...

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : ...Four... three... two... one!

  [Cyril rubs his hands together gleefully, waiting to see the faces of the intruders. Cedric and Ralph peer out from behind the gates as they close] 

  Cedric Sneer : [timidly]  Uh, hi, Pop.

  Cyril Sneer : [aghast]  Cedric!

  Cedric Sneer : Bye, Pop.

  [the gates seal shut] 

  Cyril Sneer : Cedric! My boy!

  Pig One : The intruders are trapped, sir.

  Pig Two : And we've the time lock set!

  [He laughs triumphantly] 

  Pig Two : For next groundhog day!

  Cyril Sneer : Intruder? That's no intruder, ham-head! That's my son!