"The Raccoons" The Intruders! (TV Episode 1986) - Len Carlson as Bert Raccoon, Pig Two, Pig Three

Bert Raccoon : Say, this slide is kind of fun!

Cyril Sneer : Tell it to the alligators at the bottom!
Cyril Sneer : Aha! My security system is working perfectly!

[One of the pigs struggles to get out of the trap door and an alligator approaches him]

Cyril Sneer : Man the defenses!

[He steps on a button which opens more trap doors, sending the alligators falling down them]

Cyril Sneer : Seal the vault!

Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Pig Two : Setting time lock!

Pig One : Setting time lock!

[One of the pigs sets the timelock]

Pig One : Function five...

Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : ...Four... three... two... one!

[Cyril rubs his hands together gleefully, waiting to see the faces of the intruders. Cedric and Ralph peer out from behind the gates as they close]

Cedric Sneer : [timidly] Uh, hi, Pop.

Cyril Sneer : [aghast] Cedric!

Cedric Sneer : Bye, Pop.

[the gates seal shut]

Cyril Sneer : Cedric! My boy!

Pig One : The intruders are trapped, sir.

Pig Two : And we've the time lock set!

[He laughs triumphantly]

Pig Two : For next groundhog day!

Cyril Sneer : Intruder? That's no intruder, ham-head! That's my son!

Len Carlson: Bert Raccoon, Pig Two, Pig Three