- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that slimes your begonias! I am... Herb Muddlefoot cast as a construction worker?
- Herb Muddlefoot: No, actually, that's *my* part!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor! I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chimes!
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: I am the ivy that clogs your pipes! I am the taproot that clogs your pipes! I am Bushroot!
- Darkwing Duck: You know, for a gimmick, Bushroot seemed to have all the good lines. Is it just me or what?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I think that sleazy old Rockwell is up to something. You better watch your back.
- Darkwing Duck: Nah, he won't mess with me. I'm the star of the show. Who else is gonna be his meal ticket?
- [Gosalyn turns and notices something shocking]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Maybe you should ask Bushroot.
- Darkwing Duck: [noticing] What?
- [Bushroot is seen passing the Ratcatcher in the back of a limousine, wearing sunglasses, a tiger jacket, and an ascot]
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Hi ya, Darkwing! Look what Mr. Rockwell sent for me. Isn't it swell?
- [looks at his new watch]
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Whoops. Gotta go. I have a meeting with Mr. Dizzy. Step on it, driver!
- Darkwing Duck: [as the limo speeds away] Mr. Dizzy? I never had a meeting with Mr. Dizzy.
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Hi, everybody.
- Darkwing Duck: Not you!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Bushroot?
- Darkwing Duck: [loading his gas gun with weed killer] Stay back! A little weed killer and he is cow food.
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [cowering behind Crosby] Hey! Watch where you point that thing!