Gintama (TV Series)

Umi no mizu ga neze shoppai ka da to? Omê ra tokaijin ga oyoginagara yô tashiteru kara darô gâ!! (2006)

Rie Kugimiya: Kagura

Quotes 

• Kagura : What, so we're not going by car? Gin-chan?

  Gintoki Sakata : And where would we get money for that?

  Kagura : Aw, but I've been up all night making this tape!

  [produces a cassette tape with a label, "My Best"] 

  Gintoki Sakata : Just how old are you? You're not a thirty-year-old remembering your first date!

• Gintoki Sakata : So you said that jokingly, while you were drunk? Look, old man, this is about my living. I'm very serious when it comes to that. A man should be responsible, even when joking. A man should keep his promises.

  Beach House Man : Wait! Calm down! I'll pay! I've got the money here!

  Kagura : [eats his food]  Don't lie. If you can't fry your yakisoba properly, then you might not have enough money to pay us. Your life must be pretty messed up, uh? Say it with me: "messed up"! Yeah, messed up!

  Beach House Man : Hey! Who told you to eat my merchandise?

• Gintoki Sakata : We're not going just to have fun! We're going to fight! Even if the waves crash upon us, we've got to win! What's up with you? You wanna go for a picnic? We need at least 300 yen to have a snack, and right now we don't have 300 yen! You hear me?

  Kagura : Captain! We can buy 400 corn cobs with that!

  Taizo Hasegawa : Eh? Really? Can you really eat that much?

  Shinpachi Shimura : Kagura-chan, stop screwing up math!

• Gintoki Sakata : Geez, after you looked so high and mighty as if you had a great idea, all you could think about was hitch a ride?

  Kagura : I know! I'll make the cars stop with a sexy wink!

  Taizo Hasegawa : All right! I'll use my beautiful thighs to make them stop!

  [pulls up his pants] 

  Shinpachi Shimura : You'd better can it, Hasegawa-san. Even if any car stopped, it wouldn't stop to see that.

• Gintoki Sakata : Dammit, what an useless car.

  Kagura : Damn right. To think it couldn't even play a cassette! Useless! Useless!

  Shinpachi Shimura : I don't think that was the problem...