Gintama (TV Series)

Jijii ni natte mo namae de yobi aeru tomodachi wo tsukure (2006)

Tomokazu Sugita: Gintoki Sakata

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Quotes 

• Sakata Gintoki : [Shinpachi holding onto him]  What the hell are you doing, Shinpachi? Let go!

  Shimura Shinpachi : [Amanto holding onto him]  No way, I'm not going to be taken in by myself!

  Sakata Gintoki : Aren't you supposed to say something like "Don't worry about me, just go"?

  Kagura : [Gintoki holding onto her]  Don't worry about me, just go to hell!

  Sakata Gintoki : I'm taking you with me!

• Sakata Gintoki : Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I'll pass on that. As long as I'm alive, I'll live by my own rules. I'll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.

• Sakata Gintoki : It might be dog food... take it.

• Sakata Gintoki : Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I've been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I'll only 3/4 of the way kill you.

  Shimura Shinpachi : Three-quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you're going to get diabetes.

  Kagura : [watching TV, her nose bleeds]  Another embassy recently attacked. Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.

  Sakata Gintoki : You're the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?

  Kagura : You don't get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.

  Sakata Gintoki : Don't dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!

  Kagura : Don't be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.

  Sakata Gintoki : And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed? Are you a retired cop or something?

  Shimura Shinpachi : I don't get your reasoning!

• Shimura Shinpachi : Kagura-chan, call for an ambulance.

  Kagura : Ambulance! Ambulance!

  Sakata Gintoki : He didn't mean it literally.

• Hijikata Toshiro : Hey, there's no reason to run. This is your first fight in a while. Enjoy it.

  Sakata Gintoki : Hey, are you really the leader here? What are you swinging at? You're wide open.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Who're you to comment on my swordplay? I'll eat you up like the salmon you are!

  Sakata Gintoki : So be it. I can fight if it comes to it.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Don't give me that!

  [tries to hit him, but misses] 

  Hijikata Toshiro : You're not bad. There aren't many who can dodge that strike.

  Sakata Gintoki : That was close. What would've happened if you'd hit me?

  Hijikata Toshiro : You idiot! I'm trying to hit you!

• Sakata Gintoki : Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won't appease your conscience and won't change anything.

• Katsura Kotaro : We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!

  Sakata Gintoki : Good lord, what the hell are you on?

• [tossing the bomb between them] 

  Sakata Gintoki : Didn't you say you were good with machines?

  Shimura Shinpachi : N-no way! This is all your fault, Kagura-chan, so you should do something about this!

  Kagura : S-someone said that naturally wavy hair could stop a bomb!

  Sakata Gintoki : B-bet you could do it, Shinpachi!

  Shimura Shinpachi : I-it's too bad, but no!

  Kagura : O-over and over!

  Sakata Gintoki : R-ready for launch!

  Shimura Shinpachi : H-hot potato!

  Kagura : O-oh no! You better take it!

  Sakata Gintoki : T-thanks, but you're the bomber!

  Shimura Shinpachi : R-right back at ya!

  Kagura : Adrian!

  Sakata Gintoki : Hey, who the hell is Adrian? I mean, it's not an uncommon name, but... huh?

• Sakata Gintoki : [to Katsura]  I love the thrill of a real fight. That's why I hate this trickery you're pulling. Our fight is over. And yet you come, time and time again, pestering me about it. What are you, my mother-in-law?