Gintama (TV Series)

Jijii ni natte mo namae de yobi aeru tomodachi wo tsukure (2006)

Kazuya Nakai: Toshiro Hijikata

Quotes 

• Hijikata Toshiro : Hey, wake up, Okita! How could you sleep through that blast there?

  Okita Sougo : You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?

• Okita Sougo : Watch out, Hijikata.

  [shoots his bazooka at the duel between Gintoki and Hijikata] 

  Okita Sougo : Are you alive, Hijikata-san?

  Hijikata Toshiro : You idiot, are you trying to kill me?

  Okita Sougo : Damn, missed again, huh?

  Hijikata Toshiro : Missed? What the hell do you mean, missed?

• Okita Sougo : Hijikata-san, if we don't hurry, we're going to miss our TV drama reruns.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Crap, I forgot to set the VCR. We'd better hurry up here. Prepare to fire!

• Hijikata Toshiro : Hey, there's no reason to run. This is your first fight in a while. Enjoy it.

  Sakata Gintoki : Hey, are you really the leader here? What are you swinging at? You're wide open.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Who're you to comment on my swordplay? I'll eat you up like the salmon you are!

  Sakata Gintoki : So be it. I can fight if it comes to it.

  Hijikata Toshiro : Don't give me that!

  [tries to hit him, but misses] 

  Hijikata Toshiro : You're not bad. There aren't many who can dodge that strike.

  Sakata Gintoki : That was close. What would've happened if you'd hit me?

  Hijikata Toshiro : You idiot! I'm trying to hit you!