- Sakata Gintoki: In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads a fine legal line. But there are two men who still possess the fantastic hair and tight buttocks that ladies love: the mysterious beggar, Sakata Kintoki, and the number one variety show host, Ketsuago Shinpachi. Now, with a female, Chinese mafia don as their goal, they transverse the dark, stained city. The new show, Kintama, starts next week!
- Shimura Shinpachi: Hey, I'm not gonna do that kind of show!
- Shimura Shinpachi: [outside the police office] I got us off.
- Sakata Gintoki: Or rather, you threatened them until they let us go.
- Kagura: Well, it's not that unusual for someone who's normally timid to go crazy under pressure.
- Sakata Gintoki: Well whatever. I'm going to take a piss over here.
- Kagura: And I'm gonna take a puke.
- Shimura Shinpachi: Hey, we're on TV here! Stop it! Come on, they'll never leave us alone if we deface their station. I'm going home. Come right back, you stupid idiots!
- [leaves]
- Sakata Gintoki: Oh come on. We can't have a comedic anime without the straight man. All right then, I'll have to fill in for him... hey, are you really puking?