Benidorm (TV Series)
Episode #1.5 (2007)
Crissy Rock: Janey York
Quotes
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Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [When the shock sets in that Geoff and his mother have come second in the quiz] You've miscounted! We've both got 30 points, It's a tie!
Janey York : You had "Whispering Grass" as Windsor Davies and Don Estelle. The answer is The Ink Spots.
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : They both had hits with it! You've got it wrong!
[gets up]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : You've made a mistake!
[pushes and shoves his way through crowd]
Janey York : 'Ey, Lad!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Just give it to me, I'll show you!
Mick Garvey : Get off!
Mateo : Hey, Gordo, Get off the stage!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [pushes Mateo's hand away] Get off me! Get off me! *Nobody* beats The Oracle!
Mateo : Get off the stage, Fat Boy, You lost! Just admit it; you don't know everything
[talks in spanish and clicks fingers]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : I might not know everything, but I know all about *you*! You've been shagging everyone!
[gasps from crowd]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Him sat there!
[points to Troy]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : , Yeah you with Mr. Blobby!
[points to Gavin then points to Kate]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Her sitting down there!
[is restrained by Mateo and another man]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Look, He's tryin' to bum *Me* now! Get off me, you Spanish poof! Get off me!
[is bundled out of Neptune's]