Beast Wars: Transformers (TV Series)

Dark Designs (1996)

David Kaye: Megatron

Quotes 

• Rhinox : Well, whaddata know? I win. Reprogramming me was the worst mistake you ever made. 'Cause now that I'm a Predacon, I'm just a little too crafty for you...

  Megatron : Yes. I see this now.

  Rhinox : It's called irony, sport. *I* take over, and *you* head straight for the recycling bin. Yessssss.

  Megatron : So it would seem. And even now, Rhinox, you're teaching me a valuable lesson.

  Rhinox : Yeah? What's that?

  Megatron : Sometimes Predacons gloat too much!

  [blasts Rhinox with the Transuter, rendering him a Maximal again] 

  Rhinox : [bewildered]  W-what-wh-what happened?

  Megatron : [striking him]  Maximal buffoon! Thought you'd outwit ME?

• Megatron : [assaulting the Maximals]  It shouldn't be this easy, no. But, mustn't complain.

• Waspinator : Destroy all Autobot-bot-bot-bot-bots!

  Megatron : Waspinator, what are you buzzing about?

  Waspinator : Waspinator? Negative-negative-negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o-o-o!

  Blackarachnia : Shrapnel? That was a Decepticon from the Great Wars three centuries ago! He's wacko!

  Waspinator : Not wacko, Wonko! Wonko the Sane!

  [salutes the viewer and starts punching himself] 

• Megatron : Idiot! What have you done?

  Waspinator : The idiot does not respond! Idiot is comatose!

• Megatron : I am very very, very unhappy indeed. Ohhh, yessssss...

• Rhinox : And what's in this for me?

  Megatron : The satisfaction that you have, played a leading role, in the destruction of your former comrades.

  Rhinox : Destruction... Yep. Destruction is always good.

• Rhinox : Something wrong?

  Megatron : There must be a malfunction with the image-decompression protcom ray.

  Rhinox : Gee. Hope it's under warranty.