Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Mugged (2007)
Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt
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Quotes
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Murray : A lot of New Zealanders come over here and they come into my office. I give them reflective vests, a map, I tell them to stay away from large crowds by going through back-alleys, yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged!
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Jemaine : Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night.
Murray : No.
Jemaine : Yes. Most bands -
Murray : No.
Jemaine : Most bands play at night.
Murray : Not again. We've talked about this.
Jemaine : Most bands play at night.
Murray : It's too dangerous out there at night.
Jemaine : We go around walking around at night all the time.
Murray : Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, pickpocketed, erm... fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered... imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.
Jemaine : We've never been ridiculed.
Bret : No.
Murray : You haven't?
Bret : No.
Murray : Well, that's a surprise. I get ridiculed all the time.
Bret : Really?
Murray : Yeah.
[in a deep voice]
Murray : Hey, ginger balls.
[Ii his voice]
Murray : You know?
Jemaine : That was Bret. He called you that.
Bret : Oh, the other night.
Murray : Well, it's not just you, Bret. It's all the time. And it's not just "ginger balls", you know?
Bret : I thought that was your nickname.
Murray : No!
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Murray : Anything could happen to you at night, you could get run over, pick-pocketed, um fall down a man-hole, bump into... people, murdered... Imagine that! Imagine being murdered!
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Dave : Hey guys, remember that time he got his hand caught in that jar? What a dick. I mean, who gets their hand caught in a jar? What a big fucking asshole he was.
Bret : That was actually me.
Murray : That was Bret.
Dave : Are you sure? Cause I thought...
Murray : It was Bret, David. Jemaine was the one who helped you out. And he helped you when you got your head stuck in the chair. Remember?
Bret : Yeah.
Murray : You were there for hours.
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Murray : [to Bret] Look, if you're gonna have some sort of rap, just be careful that you don't do a drive-by.