Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)
Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (1990)
Joe Alaskey: Plucky Duck
Quotes
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Plucky Duck : [singing] I build my house of grass, I build my house of reeds. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it will fulfill my needs.
Hamton J. Pig : [singing] I built my house of nails, I built my house of wood. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it'll stand up like it should.
Buster Bunny : [singing] It doesn't seem safe at first, my livig like a mole, till I reveal, that tempered steel is my ace in the hole.
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Plucky Duck : [singing] Shirley the Loon predicts a quake to strike by the light of the moon.
Hamton J. Pig : She saw it all in her crystal ball.
Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : No wonder she's called a loon!
[laugh, Shirley zaps them]
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Buster Bunny : If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.
Babs Bunny : [the ground breaks apart between them] Acme Acres can't take much more of this!
Plucky Duck : I know I can't!
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Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing] They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing] You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.
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Hamton J. Pig : We have to get to Buster's!
Plucky Duck : And listen to him gloat? I'm not moving from this spot!
[another tremor knocks them over]
Hamton J. Pig : Well, have you developed a taste for carrot consomme yet?
Plucky Duck : At this point, I'd eat crow.
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Babs Bunny : We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
Buster Bunny : We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
Montana Max : Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
Buster Bunny : Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
Montana Max : [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
Buster Bunny : Certainment.
Montana Max : This must be what you had in mind.
Plucky Duck : [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
[dives in]
Plucky Duck : OOH! Gold coins!
Babs Bunny : [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Buster Bunny : No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
Montana Max : Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
[opens another vault]
Montana Max : Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
Plucky Duck : OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
Babs Bunny : [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
Plucky Duck : Yes, mum.
Buster Bunny : Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
Buster Bunny : [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!
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Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing] They're afraid of the big bad quake/ what a fake, watch 'em shake/ they're afraid of the big bad quake/ Ha ha ha ha ha!
Plucky Duck : We'll laugh it in the face!
Hamton J. Pig : We will be safe, not hurt.
Plucky Duck : We'll surf it like a wave/
Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : After all, it's only dirt!
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Hamton J. Pig : [falling down a hole] Think we'll hit bottom soon.
Plucky Duck : I hope so - this is so boring! Getting splattered would be a nice change.
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Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [sung] We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!