M.I.L.F. Cruiser 7
- Video
- 2006
- 2h 37m
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- ConnectionsEdited from MILF Cruiser (2004)
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Repetitious sex doesn't equal arousing sex
This entry from a forgotten XXX series is just like any old internet junk porn, especially the stuff ground out by the Bang Bros. in Florida.
What we get is Jordan Ash, styled with mustache and short beard, chatting with his cameraman (unseen but highly vocal & stupid) in a car, picking up women and humping them. The cameraman aka uncredited director complains about being horny and not getting any, par for the course (note that Jules Jordan and Buttman had the sense to join in on the action when they felt like it in these gonzo exercises).
I watched it to see Amber Lynn Bach, a favorite actress for me about a decade ago. She pretends to be a clueless shopper who's misplaced her car in the mall parking lot, and like the other femmes easily acquiesces to Ash's proposition. The ubiquitous cameraman shooting this stuff is passed off as a college film student gathering material for class.
Ash services four of the five actresses, with C.J. Sinz doing the honors with a nonentity named Rose. Only Bach is a name star here, with the other gals including one named Houston who is not the famous gang-bang girl Houston, seeming to be just the pick-ups (or hookers) they are portraying.
Awful format has each girl giving Jordan a blow job in the moving car, then cut to an interior scene sans decor for the humping. One girl, Jacqueline Rose (not the previously mentioned Rose) gives Jordan a hard time initially for using such lame pick-up lines on her, sort of breaking down the fourth wall if indeed there were any distance intended in this lousy version of Reality-TV.
What we get is Jordan Ash, styled with mustache and short beard, chatting with his cameraman (unseen but highly vocal & stupid) in a car, picking up women and humping them. The cameraman aka uncredited director complains about being horny and not getting any, par for the course (note that Jules Jordan and Buttman had the sense to join in on the action when they felt like it in these gonzo exercises).
I watched it to see Amber Lynn Bach, a favorite actress for me about a decade ago. She pretends to be a clueless shopper who's misplaced her car in the mall parking lot, and like the other femmes easily acquiesces to Ash's proposition. The ubiquitous cameraman shooting this stuff is passed off as a college film student gathering material for class.
Ash services four of the five actresses, with C.J. Sinz doing the honors with a nonentity named Rose. Only Bach is a name star here, with the other gals including one named Houston who is not the famous gang-bang girl Houston, seeming to be just the pick-ups (or hookers) they are portraying.
Awful format has each girl giving Jordan a blow job in the moving car, then cut to an interior scene sans decor for the humping. One girl, Jacqueline Rose (not the previously mentioned Rose) gives Jordan a hard time initially for using such lame pick-up lines on her, sort of breaking down the fourth wall if indeed there were any distance intended in this lousy version of Reality-TV.
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- lor_
- Feb 12, 2018
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