Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Hair Licked/Gutter Balls (1995)

Linda Wallem: Virginia Wolfe, Tammy the Pig

Quotes 

• Ed Bighead : Here, boys. I took the liberty of getting you these team shirts.

  [hands them to Rocko] 

  Rocko : [reads the shirt]  The Losers?

  Heffer Wolfe : Oh, cool. Just like a real team.

  [jumps up on a counter] 

  Heffer Wolfe : Look, everybody! I'm a Loser!

  Virginia Wolfe : Come down from there, Heff. You'll put an eye out.

  Ed Bighead : [to himself, gleefully]  Oh, this is going to be SWEET.

• Ferb : [announcing]  Attention, bowlers. The O-Town Bowl -O- Rama Amateur League Championship Game will now begin. It's Bighead's Gutter Gals versus The Losers, now on Lane 13.

  Filburt Turtle : [getting worried]  Lane 13? That's terribly unlucky.

  Heffer Wolfe : Yeah, unlucky for the slobs we're bowlin' against.

  Virginia Wolfe : Heffer!

  Heffer Wolfe : Oops. Sorry, Mom.

• Ed Bighead : [Virginia only knocked down one bowling pin]  What was THAT! YOU BOWL LIKE A WIMP!

  Virginia Wolfe : Well, Ed, I...

  Ed Bighead : No excuses!

  Heffer Wolfe : Hey, Mr. Bighead. That's my mother you're yelling at and I DON'T LIKE IT!

  Ed Bighead : Ah, who asked you, chubby?

  Virginia Wolfe : [grabs Mr. Bighead]  Don't you insult my boy, you big galoot!

  Heffer Wolfe : You tell him, Mom!

  Virginia Wolfe : Thank you, Heffer.

  [to Mr. Bighead] 

  Virginia Wolfe : I'm taking my ball and going home.

  [packs up her bowling ball and leaves] 

  Virginia Wolfe : You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore.

• Ferb : Next up, "Howling" Virginia Wolfe.

  Ed Bighead : Come on, Virginia! Put some "oomph" into it!

  [Virginia bowls and only one pin gets knocked over] 

  Virginia Wolfe : Ohh, that's my best start this season!