- Dharma and Greg decide to 'date' just for fun, but Greg ticks her off during their courtship and finds he has to really woo her to get her back.
- Greg remarks he and Dharma missed something as they didn't date before wedding, so they decide to pretend to be unwed lovers. Even Larry plays the 'real dad'. Of course the date goes wrong, but his argument presenting themselves to his parents is too weird, even for her, makes her start a row and return to her wacky parents, yet like a love-sick puppy he willingly goes to extreme lengths to be 'forgiven', stripping on the goat's lawn.—KGF Vissers
- Dharma and Greg watch other couples on their first date. Greg realizes that he missed the excitement of chasing a girl, and Dharma realizes that she missed being wooed.
Dharma and Greg decide to go on a first date to get reacquainted the old-fashioned way, but their courtship doesn't go as well as planned. Dharma pretends that Greg took out a personal ad, and she is a recovering fatty who recently lost 200 pounds. Greg side steps questions on his ex-girlfriend. At the end of the date, Dharma goes to her parents and won't allow Greg to meet them (as this is too soon). The next day Dharma continues to pretend that she is dating Greg for the first time, and they talk on the phone, while she lives with her parents. Dharma indicates that she will continue living with her parents till she finds the right guy and is dating other men. Pete hears Greg talking on the phone and believes that Greg is cheating on Dharma. Greg explains the situation to Pete.
Greg picks Dharma for their next date and is given the "stern" talking to by Larry, who wants Greg to treat her with respect. Abby gives Greg a condom for the evening.
Greg has set a romantic dinner at the docks, but fog rolls in and Dharma can't hear anything as the ships keeping hooting their horns. Greg asks Dharma to move her chair a little and Greg ends up falling in the water. Dharma has to jump in to rescue him and ends up landing on top of Greg in the water and injuring his neck. Greg thinks enough is enough and wants Dharma to move back in. He says that now they know that if they had dated, it would not have gone too well. Dharma wants to meet Greg's parents at their charity benefit the following day. Greg says that they cannot pretend to be dating at that function as it is weird.
When Dharma insists, Greg says "of all the weird stuff you do, this is right up there". Greg says that Dharma can be embarrassing sometimes. A furious Dharma moves back in with her parents and refuses to speak to a penitent Greg. Greg tries calling Dharma endlessly, but she refuses to take the call. Greg reaches out to Pete and Jane, but Jane is also boycotting Greg.
Dharma is furious that Greg thinks she embarrasses him and his entire family. Abby suggests that maybe there are things that Dharma does that are outside Greg's cultural context. Dharma says that she has also made compromises, she has her own toothbrush and has sex on the bed, all because of Greg.
Greg goes over to Dharma and apologizes to her. Dharma suggests that they don't see each other for a while. Edward tells Greg to take an expensive gift for Dharma like a fur coat. Kitty is only happy that Greg and Dharma are not together anymore. Greg is frantic and to convince her he gets naked in front of her house and declares his love for her. Dharma wasn't home, but Larry had CCTV cameras everywhere and Dharma saw what Greg did on tape. The next day Dharma returns home.
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