In the wake of an end of term Christmas party that has left the staff hung over an Ofsted inspection is not exactly welcome. Usually Clare flirts with the inspector but this year he has been replaced by a severe Scots lady. All goes well until she discovers that all the disruptive pupils have been locked in a Portakabin, after which it is down to Ewan to charm her into giving the school a good report and saving everybody's jobs. Bob, however, about to marry Ping in a lavish ceremony in the playground, has little reason to thank Ewan after learning of his afternoon delight with Ping and gets drunk, having to be talked down from the roof by Lindsay. The wedding goes ahead with Ben as a reluctant best man but, as Bob prepares for the honeymoon, Ping dumps him, explaining she only married him to get a visa. There is better news for Penny since, now Anthony has left school, they can be a legitimate couple.
—don @ minifie-1