- Truck Driver: Everyone thinks that once a fingernail falls off it's useless, but that's wrong. See, I've been writing a book about fingernail arts and crafts. Here, take a look at this.
- [puts on sunglasses made of fingernails]
- Grim: What's that?
- Truck Driver: Fingernail sunglasses!
- [Grim and Dracula are disgusted]
- Truck Driver: The hardest part is finding enough fingernails, so sometimes I substitute toenails. Don't tell no one.
- Singer: They went over the speed limit like an angry woman/ They caused property damage like an angry woman / Oh man, just like an angry woman
- Grim: Dracula... DRACULA! Please hurry, I'm in terrible pain! You gotta suck out my poison!
- Dracula: Nuh-uh, Dracula don't suck.
- Grim: But you're a vampire! Vampires suck... Blood!
- Dracula: Nah, see that's a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this... Scrape... then lick. Scrape... then lick.
- Grim: But what about my poison...
- Dracula: Didn't Dracula just tell you about the scrape-and-lick? Now, Dracula's gonna say it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick!