Uncle Quigley decides to reinstate Family Fun Night on Saturdays evenings. Sabrina and the Aunts think that Quigley is in serious need of a love life, so they set him up with Sabrina's principal. Sabrina decides to go on the date with him to help but she only makes things worse. She casts a spell that makes Quigley irresistible to women. They must stop the madness that's come over the women of Greendale, who will do anything to get a glimpse of Quigley.
—Anonymous