Scrubs (TV Series)
My Therapeutic Month (2007)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Excuse me, Anne? Hey. My life really hasn't been in the best place lately. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date. Don't worry, she miscarried, okay. And I haven't even begun to think about asking anyone else out, mostly because I'm concerned that the stress that lovemaking would put on my body might cause me to pass out, much like I do when I defecate. I also live in a tent and just got a DUI. I know that as a physical therapist, you can appreciate someone who's trying to get their life back on track. Will you please let me take you to dinner and show you that I'm really just a nice guy who's fallen on some hard times?
Dr. Anne Chase : No.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well, just no? Do you wanna elaborate on the "No"?
Dr. Anne Chase : Nope.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [while in J.D.'s new apartment]
[looks up at the ceiling fan]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Awesome ceiling fan.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [switches to Turk getting a cast on his arm back at Sacred Heart] What happened? Is everything all right?
Dr. Christopher Turk : It was a TOTALLY un-avoidable accident!
Dr. Christopher Turk : [J.D. does his thing when he looks up to a flashback]
[turk is playing the classic hand game while sticking his hands in between the blades of the fan]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Check out the cool moves!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That's awesome!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You wanna see awesome? Turn it up!
[J.D. turns around to turn up the fan, and then a loud thud is heard and he sees Turk is stuck on the blades and is flying around the room]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Whoa! Turn it off!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [switch falls off] This thing came off!
Dr. Christopher Turk : AUGHHHHHH!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [switch back to present] He was a beautiful black blur.
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Dr. Anne Chase : Hi, I'm Anne Chase, Brian's physical therapist.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Konichiwa...
Private Brian Dancer : I'd love to put my ear on her butt to see if I could hear the ocean...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, Brian, you're doing that thing where you say your thoughts out loud. It's a side-effect of his injury.
Dr. Anne Chase : Oh...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating while he and Bryan wink at each other] It wasn't, but we'd been having fun since we came up with that.