Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Un-American Graffiti (2007)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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Quotes 

• Rashad Krimani : Why is this happening?

  Veronica Mars : Not a great time to be Arab in America.

  Rashad Krimani : Twenty years we've been in this country! Huh? Twenty years, we've been Americans. I'm a Yankee Doodle Damn Dandy!

• Ronald : What does a criminologist do?

  Veronica Mars : Oh, grads usually go into work in law enforcement. I'm considering pursuing a career at the FBI.

  Ronald : [scoffing]  You're a girl.

  Mrs. Hills Honors Ad : Ronald...

  Veronica Mars : Actually, Ronald, did you know that on average, girls develop faster than boys and have higher levels of cognitive functioning, including math calculation, written language, and verbal fluency?

  Ronald : [Blankly]  So?

  Veronica Mars : Well put, Ronald. We need fireman, too.

• Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Bronson and I went on a hike this morning. I'm wiped.

  Veronica Mars : A hike? You?

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : [Defiantly]  Yes.

  Veronica Mars : Morning? You?

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : I wanted to see what it was like.

  Veronica Mars : And?

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : ...It's sunny.

• Keith Mars : A nineteen year old kid was drinking at a bar called "The Break" tonight with a gumball-level I.D. He stumbled out and a car hit him. Looks like he'll never walk again.

  [reading an ad in the paper] 

  Keith Mars : Bucket O' Beer Bonanza? Do you have any idea if they're known for allowing underage drinking?

  Veronica Mars : [scoffs]  Famous for it, is more like it. It's nicknamed "The Cake" for how easy it is to get in, but most of the campus area bars are pretty lax.

  [Keith glares at her] 

  Veronica Mars : From what I've heard. 'Cuz the only buckets I order come in original and extra-crispy.