- Michel Gerard: Whatever.
- Sookie St. James: Michel, people stopped saying "whatever" like two years ago.
- Michel Gerard: Whatever. I'm Audi 5000.
- Rory Gilmore: A trench coat would be too All the President's Men but my blue coat would be too His Girl Friday. I don't know!
- Rory Gilmore: What are you doing there babe?
- Logan Huntzberger: Just trying to get my pants on and get some water.
- Rory Gilmore: Oh yeah? Some water? With your pants?
- Logan Huntzberger: Yeah I don't want to go out there without pants.
- Rory Gilmore: You need to put a shirt on to get water?
- Logan Huntzberger: Yeah what if your mom's out there? I don't want her thinking I'm David Hasselhoff or something.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What about this coat? Is it too "That Girl"?
- Logan Huntzberger: You can never be too "That Girl".